Coldest Hits Liveblogging 1

 As is tradition for this time of the month, COLDEST HITS LIVEBLOGGING!

First up is Cockles Is So Fake! by violetlyvanilla 
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I’m just going to point out that the number of authors who I trust to do Cockles well is pretty much single digits.

Misha looked kind of innocent,

Well, that’s not gonna last.

"New guy's gonna work out," he declared, patting Misha on the back and shaking him by the hand. "So I hear you've got some ideas to pitch for this project huh?"

That’s… not really how TV works, but ok. Sure. we can go with that.

"So good!" Jared fist pumped the air, bouncing away. "Show's saved!"

Uhhuh.

It was marbled, five star grade, wagyu with a smokey mushroom sauce.

Why would you do that to an excellent steak?

Misha belonged in fields of flowers, the spring breeze at his back, his brows unburdened except by daisy chains and the water nymphs strumming their guitars as Misha wrote and painted and tweeted and did Misha things.

This is exactly correct and absolutely true.

The whole thing about not kissing Misha, fake kissing Misha, was that still time distorting, space disorientating effect it had on Jensen.

Somethign something that damn tree.

Jensen was gonna be firm with Misha.

o.0

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And that's it for Cockles Is So Fake! Remember to shower Vanilla with love and affection by way of kudos and comments!

Coldest Hits Liveblogging 2

Next up is The Place Where All Wayward Pokemon And... Others End Up by squidapples 
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[insert nailed it gif here]

[looks at tags, cries]

“Pan pan Pansage” it said then used Seed Bomb on Dean the force throw him against the back wall and to make things worse the cast iron skillet fell on his head.

What is happening?
 

He was going to get some groceries keys in hand when he was struck from behind by the two Raptors.

… pokemon weren’t enough? Now we’ve got jurassic park?

“Blue and Deadly Weapon have perfect manners,are toilet trained,are close to getting their licenses and as long as you feed them and don’t mess with them they won’t eat you in your sleep” Jack informed Dean.

First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.
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And that's it for The Place Where All Wayward Pokemon And... Others End Up ! Remember to shower Squidapples in love and affection by way of kudos and comments!