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When he showed up on site at the local craft store, Knotty Times , Gabe smirked and knew immediately that this was his type of place.

I don’t think you understand: if this yarn store doesn’t exist? I’d be legit shocked. Yarn crafters like puns, especially dirty ones

Something he wanted to explore rather than turn over for death to the Winchesters.

Not that they’d have much luck either, but sure.

“Not all angels are just a big bag of dicks.” Gabe chuckled, “But I will always be down to give a good dicking.” Gabe laughed at his own joke while squeezing around the chalky white flesh that became sticky as Tyler leaked more and more precome.

Aww yeah, marshmallow-verse!

Even better if you put it in your mouth and taste the flavor, some say it tastes like Kiwi.”

You must kneel, and accept communion in the mouth…

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Growing up in Scotland with a witch for a mother, Crowley was familiar with the fae, but the one standing next to the ribbons wasn’t one he knew. “And you are?”

[“MacLeod’s scottish einstein” gif]

I have no idea what Crowley’s making, but the last time i had beads, ribbon, and fabric, i was making court garb for renfaire

Hell, he even kept a personal tailor on staff to tend to his wardrobe merely for the sake of curbing any wagging tongues.

Also, it’s really helpful to have a second pair of hands

Far too many brainless demons would have killed a hellhound who’d lost their sense of smell. Entirely happy with the ‘hound who’d loyally served him for so long

Awwwww

His next craft project was going to involve silver thread.

Baahahahaha

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[looks at title] Well, that’s just unsanitary. (Also: glue =/= lube)

It takes him back to everything he's trying to hide from.

Like your giant ass crush?

He's already at the edge, barely clinging to sanity. Is being allowed to drown himself in hunts too much to ask? Is not thinking about everything he stands to lose unacceptable?

[hagrid voice] You’re a winchester, sammy

Cas answers with a palm on Sam's cock and his grace working its way into Sam's ass.

Grace is slightly better lube than glue… but it’s still not lube boys

“Sam's your brother and I'm your…” Cas's voice trails off and he shrugs. “You know.”

This isn’t the first time they’ve boinked the same person, Cas. They’ll get over it. Both of them having sex with you at the same time… that might get awkward.

And that's about it for Sam And Cas Get It On In A Craft Store. Remember to shower Ashes in love and affection by way of kudos and comments!

Next up is Two Against Two Against One by AnOddSock

These two chuckle heads had jumped into the action when a father had put on a mask his kid made and transformed into some... monstrosity.

Oh hello ‘reason donna got fired’

Electric blue streaks roared into life and caught Donna in their arching path, she jerked, shuddering, and fell the floor.

I feel like we’ve seen this episode of SPN… and it didn’t go well for anyone

“What the hell?” Jody muttered, hurrying to check on Donna. She had a pulse, breathing steadily. Absolutely covered in glitter but otherwise noticeably uninjured.

Had this ep too.

“Probably just two yahoos on an adrenalin kick.”

You take that back. You have no idea.

And that's about it for Two Against Two Against One. Remember to send love and appreciation by way of comments and kudos!

Gamermom

Ever wonder what happened to Anna between her grace returning and her popping up in the back of Baby? How she got her vessel or evaded capture?

I have been convinced, for a long time, that the friend she called in a favor with was Gabe. You will never take this away from me.

Even now they could barely remember what it was like to be human, to love and be loved, the safety of a parent’s embrace and the comfort of embracing back.

Awww, anna.

“Sarai, I know, that you can tell something is wrong. That Heaven is broken. Do you not question?”
“No, Anna, I do not question. It matters not what the plan is or how Heaven works. All that matters is obedience. You will be broken and I will do it.”

And screw you too, naomi.
 

“No, thank you for killing her. I didn’t know angels could be like that. I just wanted to do good.”

[sob]

Anna found a short man with whiskey colored eyes.

YASSSSSSSS

squidapples

[insert nailed it gif here]

[looks at tags, cries]

“Pan pan Pansage” it said then used Seed Bomb on Dean the force throw him against the back wall and to make things worse the cast iron skillet fell on his head.

What is happening?
 

He was going to get some groceries keys in hand when he was struck from behind by the two Raptors.

… pokemon weren’t enough? Now we’ve got jurassic park?

“Blue and Deadly Weapon have perfect manners,are toilet trained,are close to getting their licenses and as long as you feed them and don’t mess with them they won’t eat you in your sleep” Jack informed Dean.

First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.
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And that's it for The Place Where All Wayward Pokemon And... Others End Up ! Remember to shower Squidapples in love and affection by way of kudos and comments!

"When was the last time you slept?" Dean was a little concerned for the guy. He was sweating bullets despite the airport air conditioning. Dean's eyes narrowed. If he didn't know better, the guy was acting like an alpha going into rut, but what kind of alpha got off in a Bath And Body Works?

"Tomorrow," Castiel replied. “I slept tomorrow.”

1. Dean, you work at B&BW… so clearly your alpha would

2. That’s actually a clever joke, but cas, for the love of god, that’s something between a 14 and 23 hour flight. Get some sleep.

Dean rolled his eyes. "You don't light a candle when you get in the bathtub?"

No. 

A skirt, aqua blue with a silver buckle over the back of chair. A shirt with bubble sleeves and matching airline emblem. A pair of silk stockings draped over a fake plant.

I suspect i’m not supposed to be thinking Little Mermaid with this.

<googles flight times> uh...huh. Alright.

“Yeah, they don’t smell as good as soon as I leave the store,” Castiel complained. “Are you a witch Dean, do you bewitch your customers.”

“When you’re back, in April, you should get me to take a look at the lotion, I could uh product demo it for you properly.”

… you two. I swear to god. I will murder you both.

Definitely not thinking about what Castiel can do at 20,000 feet that made Inias lose his breath.

I’ve read that twitter post. <hides the fic started>

they set to work lighting up every single candle, filling the room with every Bath And Body Works conceived over the years. The smell was overpowering and it wasn’t pleasant but Dean’s face lit up when he could hear Castiel speaking in the bathroom.

And we’re still not sure about the true mates thing? Really?

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formidablepassion

“Amanda Walker/ Julia Wright”

She stopped waking up screaming eventually. Now it's with a gasp and in a cold sweat.

It was a constant, daily struggle. It had been years and they both still had a hard time from time to time. Even if they were able to hide it deep in their everyday lives. They knew they never had to hide it from each other.